brrr

it's cold. don't stick your tongue to a flag pole.

i went out of town this past weekend and upon my return i attempted to launch my car into the driveway. you see, the snow from the street had been plowed in front of my driveway and since it was -90 degrees out it froze into a giant 3ft tall block of ice. however, the corner of the driveway was maybe 1.5ft of solid ice so i figured if i just floored it and tried to just ramp into my driveway everything would be fine and dandy and i could go inside and warm up after being away from home for a few days.

so i hit the gas...and made it most of the way into the driveway...sometimes i forget that i drive a kia rio5 now. totally stuck and halfway sticking out in the road i gave up and just left my car there. then a nice man in a large SUV came along and pushed my car into the driveway. once in the driveway danielle and i decided to play mountain climber and bust out the pick-axe and bust up some of the driveway so i could at least exit it in the morning and go to work. ahh, good times.