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Soup Rock

I love Fun Dip

I am a spanish french fry

yeah i pretty much don't feel like updating this anymore. that was fun.

That's my guitar, and a plant. I call the plant "Plantie" I haven't named my guitar. I always name my plants but never name my guitars.

rain
candles
sleepy tired tuxedos
anxious busy boredom
candles
rain

GM

I figured out how to save the American Auto Industry. Since Americans are obsessed with celebrities, why not have celebrity edition vehicles? Who wouldn't want a Paris Hilton model Chevy Cavalier?

boo

She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes.
And I knew without askin she was into the blues.
She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls,
I knew right away she was not like other girls, other girls. -Hunter/Garcia

walk through the park

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The Ballad of John & Martha

John left town and he’s headed for the State Fair
John’s gotta pig that’s as fat as a whale
Gonna win a ribbon and a hundred dollar bill

Martha’s settin up her table at the State Fair
Martha’s got some jam that’s as sweet as can be
Gonna win a ribbon and a hundred dollar bill

Suns beatin down it’s as hot as a desert
Need some lemonade or some sweet iced tea
Gonna need a ticket and a 1 dollar bill

Judges gather round they’re lookin for a fat pig
John’s standin there just as happy as can be
He won a ribbon and a hundred dollar bill

Suns still beatin down it’s as hot as an oven
Need a bit of shade or a nice cool breeze
Gonna need a ticket and a 1 dollar bill

Judges gather round they’re lookin for some sweet jam
Martha’s standin there she’s as happy as can be
She’s holdin a ribbon and a hundred dollar bill

Suns shinin down it’s as steamy as a cow pie
John sees Martha showin off her prize
Gonna say hello with a hundred dollar bill

Standin in line for lemonade and sweet tea
John buys Martha a sweet apple pie
Pays for it all with a hundred dollar bill

One year later they’re drivin to the State Fair
Holdin each others hands and battin their eyes
Don’t care about no ribbon or no hundred dollar bill.

kd

tiny tim's adventure

I think "tiny url" is a terrible idea. I want to see what I'm about to click on, no surprises please.

interesting series of stories about how our brains react or tune in to the spiritual
http://www.npr.org/news/specials/2009/brain/

This is the bike I rescued.

I'm glad you understand.

the eye of the tiger

Saturday I was driving down the road, aimlessly, when I noticed a hand-painted sign sitting off to the side of the road. "Alpaca Festival 10am-4pm ---->"
Well, if you don't already know, Danielle is quite the knitter and takes her hobby pretty seriously. Alpaca wool just happens to be the holy grail of wool, so with nothing much better to do we went ----> that way and after a few country miles and wrong turns (the Alpaca Festival should really invest in more signs) we ended up at the alpaca farm.

It was a good time. Here you can see an alpaca trying to eat a baby.



And here is where the alpacas go to their version of Great Clips and get a trim.

but it's friday and I'm about to leave that building.

I work in this building

The Getdowns

We named the band finally.

The Getdowns


yeah!

random nonsense

Bill stepped to the edge of the canyon. he look at the balding face of an electric eel and told him to stay away from the ice cream. then there was an enormous roar and candy fell from the heavens.
"what is this ape made tranquillity?" he asked. Bill then walked down to the stream at the bottom of the canyon and put on his wet suit. he shuffled through some papers and decided to pay his car insurance. he then shot a fish with an arrow and shared it with the eel.

I have never watched 'Battlestar Galactica'. Apparently people are upset that it won't be on TV anymore...
I have also never watched 'Heros'
or 'Lost'

I'm ok with that.

pics

Colorado trip

hello blog readers (me in 10 years when i am really bored)
just got back from colorado last week. that state kicks this states ass. big time. no contest. oh well, in the words of the once almost cool but now is mediocre with a really annoying fanbase guy "it's not where, but who you're with that really matters". so true (unless you enjoy solo re-connecting with yourself activities that involve mountains).
we had a great time and the weather was, for lack of a more hideous term, da bomb.
i literally found money at a casino, didn't hit any trees [very hard] on my snowboard, bought a black sabbath t-shirt from 1974, drank a plethora of local brews and coffees and generally had a good time.

butterfly in the sky

wondering what you should read? check out my shelfari

i started it last year and have been adding to it. i haven't got around to writing reviews or anything but if you're stumped on what to read i tried to rate some of them.


...but, you don't have to take my word for it.

thoughts on random objects

the blender.
i don't use blenders near enough. what an incredible simple and extremely useful invention. i've had a crappy blender for years. it really doesn't blend anything very well, and it kinda leaks, so maybe that's why i do much blending of things these days. smoothies...wow. i would never eat that much fruit at once, but a blender makes it possible. margaritas, milkshakes, mmmm

I haven't been "blogging" much lately. Hmm. There shall be more blogging in the future.

Van Murals

this week i've been really trying to get the guys to name the band "The Van Murals" or "The Vanmurals"
why...? because van murals are awesome!

when in Rome

"Jefferson's" in Rome Georgia has the BEST wings ever, seriously. and $2 import beers. Georgia rules.

boarding

i have not been snowboarding near enough this winter. last year at this time i had been at least 15 times...what's my problem?
can't wait to go to CO in a month though, whoo hoo!

trains

trains look a lot cooler when they're haulin ass in the snow. just an observation.

another observation...trains in russia look really cool

http://englishrussia.com/?p=2081

Harry Potter

it seems that every book i read now pales in comparison to the harry potter books. anyone who has read these knows what i'm talking about. anyone who hasn't read these books will say "harry potter? what are you 12?"

right now i'm reading "when you are engulfed in flames" by david sedaris and while it's pretty damn funny and was well liked by pretty much everyone that has read it, i still don't have that draw to escape into my own mind like those damn harry potter books.

i've read 5 of the 7 and i've done everything i can to stay in the dark regarding how everything ends. i don't know how i've done this but i still have no idea how it all ends so if you walk up to me and tell me i'll probably punch you in the face.

i wish we could name the band "Gryffindor" but it's probably taken

[still unnamed] band played at the phoenix last night. good times. roose took a few cool shots of us, such as this one.